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This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
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fuckyeahreading:(Remember, it’s not a race!)
You read 579 words per minute.
That makes you 132% faster than the national average.Well then
You read 703 words per minute.
That makes you 181% faster than the national average.Keeping in mind the fact I forgot to take my ADD meds this morning… :X
You read 2,073 words per minute.
That makes you 729% faster than the national average.o…..h……
You read 375 words per minute.
That makes you 50% faster than the national average.……
Well, that explains a lot, doesn’t it. =_=;
You read 686 words per minute. That makes you 174% faster than the national average.
awwww yeahhh
You read 516 words per minute. That makes you 106% faster than the national average.
You read 607 words per minute.
That makes you 143% faster than the national average.